- Mars has never been known by another name, unlike Snickers.
- It’s known as the red planet because of its communist tendencies.
- Matt Damon is the only person who has been to Mars.
- We only send Rovers to Mars as they’re a proper British car brand.
- Mars is named after the Roman god of war. Someone put the first letter on upside down.
- There is no life on Mars. Which is why it’s twinned with Slough.
- H.G. Wells wrote ‘The War of the Worlds’ about an invasion from Mars. But the chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one.
- Mars is covered in ‘canals’. It is currently not possible to navigate them on an overpriced gondola.
- The centre of Mars is solid ice. As well as caramel and soft nougat.
- The symbol for Mars is the same as the symbol for man. This is why Mars never washes its hands after taking a pee.
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